My New Piece at TNB gets picked up by salon.com!!!

It's called "Amazon is the Devil, and Other Reasons to Love Them."

In the words of Ozzy Osborne, Come and join me!

Yours in laying down the law,

Art

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Why Not Kickstart Badge?

Watching my friend Greg Robillard use Kickstarter to fund his most recent book project has me thinking I could do the same with my finished Novel 3 Badge. There are a few reasons why this can't happen now, but the main one is this: I've already participated heavily in a Kickstarter campaign this year for Stuck Outside of Phoenix the Movie, and I wouldn't feel right asking for funds for a new project before this last one is complete. We're all hoping that completion will happen soon.

The one thing I really like about Kickstarter-style campaigns is the shortening of the cycle of bringing a project to market. In one swoop, you get a project funded, notify your core audience of it, and get paid. The thing I don't like about it is that most of the money for the project would come before the project is finished, which could make me lazy about production and promotion post-Kickstarter. That would be a demon I'd have to fight.

Still, once Stuck the Movie is out, a Kickstarter or similar campaign for Badge isn't out of the question. Not eminent, but not out of the question. I'll keep you posted.

Yours in laying down the law,

Art

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New Stuck Outside of Phoenix the Movie Editor!!!

Yes!

Nico has procured a new editor for Stuck the Movie, so the wheels again are in motion to get this thing finished.

The goal is still to have the movie premiere by the end of the year in Tempe. I'll know more about that as the work progresses.

Onward, yo.

Yours in laying down the law,

Art

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Vote for "Blameless"

This past week, my short story "Blameless" became my first ever published short story when Bartleby Snopes ran it at their web site. Bartleby Snopes runs eight stories a month, and at the end of each month you can vote for your favorite.

I've gotten into the spirit of this, and as of right now I'm second in voting. Today is the second to last day to vote. If you haven't already, could you take a few seconds and go vote for "Blameless" at this link? It very easy, and it means I'll be in Bartleby Snopes's year-end pdf, where they compile all the stories that win.

But the real winner is you if you decide to take a few minutes and read "Blameless" and the other October stories.

And don't forget to vote.

Yours in laying down the law,

Art

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Short Story "Blameless" Published At Bartleby Snopes

In 1992 I submitted a short story to five literary magazines. It was called "But God is a Deaf Old Fellow," and it was about the owner of a farm implement plant trying to bribe a minister into forgiving his sins. The story was never published.

This past week (20 years later!) saw my first ever short story published by a literary magazine. The story is called "Blameless," and it's about what happens when your drummer's girlfriend takes a shining to you. You can read the story online right now at Bartleby Snopes.

Yours in laying down the law,

Art

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A Note on Badge

As we await news on Stuck Outside of Phoenix the Movie, I thought I'd take this opportunity to address the situation of my third novel, Badge.

Last year I promised Badge would be released in 2013 at the latest. My thinking was, if nothing else, I'll self-publish it, which is what I did with both Ghost Notes and Stuck Outside of Phoenix. I've proudly self-pubbed for about a decade now, and I believe deeply in it as a means of communicating from writer to reader. If you don't believe that, look at the subheading of this blog.

Still, I've decided I will not self-publish Badge.

There are a number of reasons for this, which you'll no doubt be reading about in future essays, but let me outline the main one for you.

Whenever a book goes out into the world, there are three basic tasks:

1) Writing the book (Writer)

2) Publishing the book (Publisher)

3) Promoting the book (Publicist)

As a DIY publisher, I've worn all three of these hats for both of my published novels, and by and large I've loved it. I've loved the challenge of trying to be a good publisher, which involves editing and proofreading and formatting the book. I've also loved booking readings and getting reviews and working social media, things ideally done by a publicity person. I've had some success, found some readers, won an award, sold some books. I don't regret any of it. It was an amazing way to learn the publishing industry.

But after a decade, I've come to realize that, while I did a good job for someone who is basically an writer wearing publisher and promoter hats, I'm really a writer who wears those other hats out of necessity. These past few months, as I've gotten closer and closer to having to address some of the publisher/promoter tasks associated with Badge, it's become clear I don't have the energy to wear all those hats anymore. I know exactly what it takes to make a self-published book go, and I'm past the point of being able to do it. (And short the $ to have others do it for me.)

So, what does that mean for the publication of Badge?

It means I have to find others to help me with these tasks. Finding these special folks could happen tomorrow, or it could happen years from now. Either way, it's my only real option at this point; I'd do Badge--a novel I've worked on for six years--a disservice if I didn't feel I could give it my all in every facet of the game. This novel (and every novel I write) means too much to me, so I'm not going to start shortchanging them now.

Know that I'm constantly looking for others to help me publish and promote Badge, and that I will loudly update you--here and elsewhere--when I know more about its eventual publication. Until then, know I'm searching. 

Yours in laying down the law,

Art

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Stuck the Movie Announcement/New Pieces

First of all, the editor of Stuck Outside of Phoenix the Movie has fallen ill, which means the Nov. 5th premiere date will be impossible to make. No new date has been set. Please send all available good vibes, and I'll keep you updated here.

Second, I have a new review up. It's of Dylan Hicks's rock lit debut Boarded Windows, and it appears at The Los Angeles Review. Check 'er out.

Also, my second ever published political piece, which is called Politics and Sincerity, is up at The Nervous Breakdown. Check 'er out too.

Yours in laying down the law,

Art

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